Ballad of Saddam Hussein
Saddam loves us, loves Iraq, Dubya can't kill him. He has made Iraq complete, and we love him so.
We want no war, Please, no war, we have no WMDs. For Saddam we love you, until Dubya kills.
Saddam, leader, Saddam great, rule us in the heavens. For it's there that you belong, and Iraq will never part.
Saddam, don't go, please don't go, don't let Dubya get you. We want you to lead us through all the years, till the end of time.
Dubya killed you, he did. Saddam, this I know We are sad now we are free Saddam, you were God.