Chris Benoit

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“Who? Never heard of him!”

~ Vincent K. Hitler-McMahon on Chris Benoit

Christopher "I swear she was asking for it" Benoit was a dark lord, child murderer and all around nice person. Chris Benoit is best known for the murder of Eddie Guerrero, and playing a large part in Tom Hanks' plan to destroy all western values through violence.