Dr. Phil

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Dr. Phil founded English Uncyclopedia in 1912. He started his career as a jury consultant. A jury consultant tells lawyers which jurors are easiest to trick or fool. The jury consultant also teaches witnesses how to convince jurors that they are telling the truth.

One day, Oprah said bad things about cows and beef. The people in Amarillo, Texas were mad at Oprah. They sued Oprah and made her come to Amarillo for the trial. Oprah filmed her TV show in Amarillo for months, which brought a lot of money to town. Oprah hired Dr. Phil as a jury consultant to help her with the trial. Oprah was so happy with Dr. Phil that she made him a TV star on her show. Later, Dr. Phil got his own show.