English Uncyclopedia

English Uncyclopedia is a big Uncyclopedia. Unlike Simple English Uncyclopedia, they use big words and a difficult way of making fun of things called satire. Simple English Uncyclopedia is better for retards like yourself.

English Uncyclopedia was the first, and worst Uncyclopedia. They invented stupid jokes like Oscar Wilde and kitten huffing. We are too smarterer here to use those. English Uncyclopedia also likes to make jokes you will not understand, like why the word gay is funny.

English Uncyclopedia was founded in 1912 by Dr. Phil.