France

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France (also called the Royal Republic of the cheese eating surrender monkeys) is a country in eastern Europe, near Spain and Germany. They have on a number of occasions, gone to war with Great Britain, even for 100 years on one occasion, each time promising a bigger and better surrender then before. Regardless of how much they outnumber the enemy.

History[edit]

France was founded originally over two thousand years ago, by a group of ousted barbarians from the superior UK. They established this great nation through cunning, prestige and too much wine. This is still true of France today, and they in fact considered using it as there national motto.

Throughout history, France has been seen to many as the one nation that will always forfeit a victory, whoever much the odds favor them. It is uncertain as to how this odd traditions was started, but many believed it to be as an honorable thing to "let the others win out of pity", sadly this tradiation escalated so much as that France could be pwned epically by the lowliest of races.

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