Glenn Beck

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Glenn Edward Lee Beck (b. 1964 in our Lord CHRIST) is the ultimate Savior of America. He organized a rally at the Lincoln Memorial on the anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech. "Free of facts, free of facts, thank God Almighty we are free of facts!"

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