Government

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Government is an unnecessary evil. It takes your money and spends it on things like birth control, useless wars, investment in solar panels, and peanut butter. Government, even when started small, can become bloated and obsessed with entitlement spending. Even Thomas Jefferson knew government was stupid.

Government is supposed to help you. They are supposed to make everything better. But they actually make things worse. For example, government takes away your junk food because it is not good for you. But you want to eat your Big Mac and become very very fat. But the government wants you to be skinny by eating carrots and spinach.