A hug is an evil communist conspiracy invented back in 1774 by Mao Zedong and serves no purpose in modern society. It is used to seal agreements with dictators (see image) and even Jack Michaelson! Some may say it's an expression. But of what? Of the Anti-American rhetoric of HATE. So, this menace must be stopped!
Zedong invented the hug back in 1774 due to a lack of commie globalist crap. EVIL! EVIL! So, after it was developed, some idiot was doing this abominable act to threaten national security. Meh, it serves no purpose.
What to Do[change]
KILL THE BEAST!