Jimmy Buffett

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Good god, he looks so happy

James Edward "Jimmy" Buffett" is a song writer, song player, notable old person and like any good musician a career alcoholic. He is also American which explains the cheesy smile and the terrible accent. However many Americans love him because he represents a happy smily family person (except he's an alcoholic).

Born in Alabama and raised in Mississippi it was only natural he'd either become another hillbilly or a country musician, thankfully for he's sake he took the light pathway to greatness!