Lisa Gleave

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Lisa Gleave is the most wonderful, beautiful, most awesome person to ever walk this planet.[1] She was born to God Himself back in the Days of old. She solved world poverty, cured cancer, AIDS, and any other disease, gave the poor kids toys, helped the old people get better, solved the Obama Depression, and even found Waldo.

The most wonderful Gleave

Early Life[change]

God was bored one day and decided to create Gleave to be the most amazing human being to walk the planet. At age 2, she won the Milky Way Galazy beauty pageant and gave the money to charity, unlike Michael Jackson, who used his money to create an amusement park in his back yard to lure in small children. Anyway, by age 8, Gleave had given everything she had to charity, and even died on a cross and came back to life.

Career[change]

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At the time this article was written, the author did not have a massive crush on the subject. Trus us.

God made Gleave the most beautiful human being on the planet[2] so she used this to start a career in modeling, in which all proceeds went to heal the world. God was pleased and America was lifted from the wrath to be given from Roe v. Wade. Gleave saved America and later the universe. She cured all disease and then decided to retire. However, only in semi-retirement so in case any other crisis come, she can use her humanitarian heart to cure it.

Inventions[change]

Awesomeness[change]

Gleave is 3545% more awesome than you will ever be, even if you earn your G.E.D. Even if you become a NASA astronaut. Even if you become richer than Bill Gates. Even if you capture Osama bin Laden. Gleave is just the most amazing person to walk on this planet, and the universe. Deal with it.

Greatness[change]

Gleave is greater than cheese. Than the Grand Canyon. Than Lake Superior. Than bacon. Than Glenn Beck. Than Elvis. Than everything, which she actually invented.

Wonderfulness[change]

Gleave is just such a wonderful person, you know. I guess not since you seem not smart enough to comprehend that this far into the article. She is so helpful to everyone, she is just amazing. If you disagree, you are a Nazi.

Beauty[change]

Gleave is also the most beautiful person to walk this planet. That' just how it is. Deal with it.

Death[change]

Gleave will never die since she is so divinely inspired. She will forever be the most awesome, amazing, wonderful, beautiful, greatest, and most caring person to ever walk this planet.

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Footnotes[change]

  1. Even more so than Jesus.
  2. Nay, the universe!
  3. Or is Gleave God?