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If not eaten before the expiry date, Halloweenies may develop limbs, consciousness, and a thirst for human blood.

A Halloweenie is a seasonal hot dog offering produced yearly, in limited quantities, by the Oscar Mayer company. It is typically available in North American and some European markets beginning on October 1st of each year, with sales ending whenever supplies are exhausted. Usually this happens by Valentine's Day of the following calendar year, although some Dollar Stores and Street Meat vendors have been known to have New Old Stock on hand as late as the following summer.

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