Music is a collection of sounds that are put together to sound crappy. Music is sold by MP3. It used to be sold by CD when our parents were alive, cassette when our grandparents were alive, and vinyl when the dinosaurs were alive. Music was invented by Elvis Presley because before Elvis, there was nothing.
Elvis invented music by singing a bunch of slurs while wiggling his hips because he was scared of women screaming over him. After that, The Beatles took over the reins from Elvis thanks to their constant LSD use.
After the Brits left, music was taken over by Elton John and whatever guy he was dating at that time.