The Fighting Temptations

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The Fighting Temptations are an American vocal group and university football team known for their successful string of Motown hits, as well as winning 13 NCAA national championships.

Known for their recognizable harmonies, flashy uniforms, and crushing defensive tackle, the Fighting Temptations have been said to be as influential to musical athletics as Donald Trump is to toupee manufacturing.

Formed in Harlem in 1960 as The Singing Jocks, they have sold of millions of stadium tickets, hundreds of thousands of albums, tens of thousands of bags of salted peanuts, thousands of football-shaped microphones, hundreds of foam afro novelty wigs, dozens of pairs of rhinestoned & sequined cleats, and approximately 4 autographed athletic support cups (buyer names withheld).