Three Laws Of Al Gore

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The Three Laws of Al Gore are as follows:

  • Global warming is a real, serious threat and that we must remove all SUVS, idiots, cows, Michael Jackson, laundry, the eeeevil sorls, and wikis. Oh, no!
  • The earth's a gonna die because it is a'gonna warm up for some unapparent reason....
  • You can do what you wanna, but say one thing and do another. If you say you hate beef, eat a Big Mac.

Al Gore, who also invented teh internets also follows this being a lame-arsed fake scientist. Like Bill Nye.