Uncyclopedia

English Uncyclopedia is a website you might enjoy if:

• You're wiki-homeless, and mourning the loss of Encyclopedia Dramatica,
• You're a complete jerk, and want to meet like-minded people,
• You're easily led, and don't ask too many any questions,
• You enjoy voting for useless policies which defy common sense,
• You're amused by memes or navel gazing, or
• The rest of the Internet is experiencing Distributed Denial of Service attacks.

Simple English Uncyclopedia is a website you might enjoy if:

• You're a bit of a nitwit.
• You're not too bright.
• You're mostly nice to people.
• You have the attention span of a toddler.

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