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Uncyc:Glenn Beck

Try to make this to a better place![change]

I trust you | CartoonistHenning 00:41, 14 August 2011 (UTC)

I will do mah best!--Colonel Sanders 01:55, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Yay! Or something. Athyria 07:21, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Thanks! But don't wreck the place or I'll ban ye! Just kidding....--Colonel Sanders 12:52, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Yeah sure you betcha. Mind if I update the logo? It's looking a little mangy. Also, I suck at simple. How do you do it? Athyria 18:57, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Go for it. It ain't protected, is it? If so, give me a link to the logo and I'll unprotector it for ye. And I am good at simple because I learned dansk fore engelsk.--Colonel Sanders 18:59, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
It'd better be protected, as the logo for the entire site... anyway, image is here. Feel free to upload it when you feel like it. Okay, that do maths thing is really annoying. Athyria 19:36, 14 August 2011 (UTC)

Unrelatedly, have you any experience installing gadgets? ~ Pointy.png 19:50, 14 August 2011

A tad. Why?--Colonel Sanders 19:51, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Could you be a dear and add a few? HotCat and that nice clock, and that popups. And anything else folks might be likely to use. Oh, and could you add this:

function UserNameReplace() {
if(typeof(disableUsernameReplace) != 'undefined' && disableUsernameReplace) return;
   for(var i=0; UserName = document.getElementsByTagName("span")[i]; i++) {
       if ((document.getElementById('pt-userpage'))&&(UserName.getAttribute('id') == "insertusername")) {
           UserName.innerHTML = wgUserName;

function noLogo() {
   if (document.getElementById('nologo')) document.getElementById('p-logo').style.display = 'none';

to the common.css for the site? There's probably other stuff that'll want, but that's what came to mind. I wish to do things to YOU, see. ~ Pointy.png 20:01, 14 August 2011

Yes, I see. Sadly, the gadget extension situation here is beyond my wee bit of experience. I asked Bard if he knew.--Colonel Sanders 20:20, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Ah, ah. I see that there is work here. SEU = 52 / Çci 40. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 489 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 20:45, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Indeed.--Colonel Sanders 21:15, 14 August 2011 (UTC)


This is an uncyclopedia, so you don't need to add an interwiki to the english; that's what interlanguage links do. Same with to the simple wikipedia. But shouldn't the wikipedia one go straight there, as this is the simple uncyclopedia? If you want english, then it would use the interlanguage - wikipedia:en:waffle. With how it is now it's wikipedia:simple:waffle, though. ~ Pointy.png 03:15, 16 August 2011

Thanks. But how do I fix the Conservapedia one? I may need that for a few of the political articles. And how do you like the new feature?--Colonel Sanders 03:16, 16 August 2011 (UTC)
All I can suggest is that you wait, as you seem to have done the bits properly. It could just be caching or something, or not updated everything yet. As for the feature... er... it's... there. *makes a hasty exit* ~ Pointy.png 03:23, 16 August 2011
Is it that bad? And this damn caching takes forever...--Colonel Sanders 03:25, 16 August 2011 (UTC)

Special for import[change]

Try using this tool. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 489 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 03:16, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

Can I be an admin please?[change]

I don't really know why... But cumon... Pleaseeeeee? ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:45, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

I did something like that. Heh heh.--Colonel Sanders 10:24, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

Fortell meg...[change]

forstår du norsk? Eller spøker du bare med den dansken din? CartoonistHenning 00:57, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

Å nei, en utflyttet danske leser jeg! Trives du i Amerika, eller? Mye bedre der? :-) CartoonistHenning 01:01, 23 August 2011 (UTC)
I can understand Norwegian. As for America, it's a great deal greasier. And Barack Obama is so much more crazy than Lars Løkke Rasmussen. --Colonel Sanders 01:11, 23 August 2011 (UTC)
The only reason why I want to travel to America is to eat real' xxxxxx-large hamburgers. Hell yeah! CartoonistHenning 01:43, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

Off question[change]

Does this use multiple domain names, and if so, is any particular better to use than the others? ~ Pointy.png 01:08, 8 September 2011

Yes, and I prefer the former.--Colonel Sanders 01:20, 8 September 2011 (UTC)
Alright, thanks. ~ Pointy.png 03:39, 8 September 2011

Joke bans[change]

I never really found joke bans funny on Uncyclopedia. Some people, like Splaka/Splarka have even quit wikis because they hated seeing admin tools being used as a joke. I'm not quite that extreme, but it's an aspect of wikiculture that I dislike... which is why I specifically banned it on ?media.

There's really nothing I can do about it here. It's not my wiki. But as far as ?media goes, I'd really appreciate it if you'd respect my wishes there. It's really its own site, and I don't want it becoming a breeding ground for the things I dislike about Uncyc. ~ The Bard of S.E.Uncyclopedia 14:13, 9 September 2011 (UTC)

I actually got joke bans from RationalWiki, not Uncyc. But I will stop on your wiki as you wish, as I said there. You got your tacko saladd back.--Colonel Sanders 16:32, 9 September 2011 (UTC)
Good stuff. Same done on ?media. ~ The Bard of S.E.Uncyclopedia 17:41, 9 September 2011 (UTC)


Thanks for the admin status and the like, in true admin fashion I have abused my power with a nice ban for you, enjoy :D ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:19, 12 September 2011 (UTC)


Hi, I am the former bureaucrat and founder of this uncyc, and I was in coma during seven months. Could I recover the status fo bureaucrat here? --Helder Oliveira 21:51, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

Granted. Hope you'll be adding SEU back to your daily rounds. ~ The Bard of S.E.Uncyclopedia 01:40, 15 September 2011 (UTC)
No problem, and welcome back! Sorry to hear about the coma but I am glad you are back. I just removed that status because you were inactive for so long, and thought you weren't coming back. However, I did make a promise to reinstate that status if you returned, and you have. The Bard over here has done so. Happy editing.--Colonel Sanders 10:33, 15 September 2011 (UTC)


May I have ops here, even if just temporarily? I'd like to fix up some things, and explaining what would take longer than just doing it. Something about Uncyclopedic consistency, and also perhaps a thing or two regarding good coding practices. ~ Pointy.png 22:46, 28 September 2011

You are already a deletion user, so you should be able to do pretty much every thing an Op can do.--Colonel Sanders 00:36, 29 September 2011 (UTC)
Deletion cannot edit MediaWiki namespaces and the scrips involved with that. That's one of the differences aside from the ability to block users between the two groups. ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:12, 29 September 2011 (UTC)
Which is exactly what I need to do. ~ Pointy.png 03:16, 29 September 2011
Block people or edit MediaWiki namespaces? I think I have the former covered, but if you really need to edit MW, I will give you temporary Ops.--Colonel Sanders 10:28, 29 September 2011 (UTC)


When a spambot spams, its probably a good idea to checkuser them and block the IPs as well, you will probably find they all originate the same IPs and those are assigned to the companies that spam or are open proxies. And autoblocks only works for 24 hours. ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:26, 15 January 2012 (UTC)

HAHAHA your userpage is wrong![change]

You have an account on Uncle Pete yet you are not associated with them. Period. EXPLAIN TO ME THAT! ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:52, 19 January 2012 (UTC)

Yes, I do, but that account's primary purpose is to bug Athyria on occasion. No, really. That's the only edits I've made outside of my userspace really, and I don't use it but periodically, when I'm completely bored. But if you insist, I will fix my userpage.--Colonel Sanders 01:01, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
Yes, I insist. ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:03, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
Done. How's that?--Colonel Sanders 01:05, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
Much better :D ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:05, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
Yes. But you guys deleted Ronald Reagan at Petey? He's about as American as apple pie and weapons of mass destruction.--Colonel Sanders 01:07, 20 January 2012 (UTC)

You there[change]

Give this person user rights stat! He is awesome and helped fight vandals and his username is cool. ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:49, 25 January 2012 (UTC)

Done...or something.--Colonel Sanders 11:57, 26 January 2012 (UTC)

Active users stat is broken[change]

Go to here and check the number of active users. We apparently have -1 active users, it's worse than I feared o_O ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:12, 9 February 2012 (UTC)

Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.--Colonel Sanders 11:08, 10 February 2012 (UTC)
Lol? ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:45, 10 February 2012 (UTC)
What does the __NOTOC__ tag do? Lonny (talk | contribs) 22:37, 20 June 2017 (UTC)
I’m not even sure, actually. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 14:35, 18 December 2017 (UTC)

Block me[change]

Block me. 23:26, 11 May 2018 (UTC)

Never mind. 14:16, 27 May 2018 (UTC)

Are you around?[change]

I saw you in recent changes. This site seems to be dead. ~Llwy ar lawr 01:36, 21 June 2018 (UTC)

I am still on periodic vandalism control. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 14:59, 21 June 2018 (UTC)


Please restore this page. It is linked by Main Page. 19:40, 26 July 2018 (UTC)