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[[file:Silvia_Saint_-_Bomis.jpg|right|300px|thumb|'''I'm so perky!!!''']]
{{Q|[[Bomis]] does not, in any way, shape or form, condone, endorse, or encourage the juggling of mice.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20000302163146/http://bomis.snap.com/</ref>|Jimbo Wales|"the incident"}}
'''Bomis''' is a shell corporation of the [[Wankimedia Foundation]].
It was created as a means of creating free and original pornography to post on [[Wankipedia]], the free porn uncyclopedia.
Because of the lack of funding, Bomis employees had to be creative in procuring those much-needed pictures of ginormous hooters and bearded clams. Typically, this involved getting really drunk over at Jimbo's house while listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd, then piling into his pickup truck to go trawling for street walkers. More often than not, the dedicated attentions of a bunch of "good ol' boys" hooting and hollerin' ''"Let's see some!"'' was enough to get the shirts lifted and the drawers dropped.
Jimbo usually snapped the pictures himself, while his lawyer buddy [[Dick Hertz]] made sure the necessary release forms were signed.

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