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'''Communism''' is a [[old|new]] movement supporting the idea [[Unrealistic|that everybody (including the government is equal)]] it was tried in the [[Russia|USSR]] and failed, due to the fact the govenement felt they were exempt from being equal and kept all the states money for themselves. It was also trialled in many other countries with the same result. [[China]] is currently trying communism with a democratic twist. Like mixing cyanide and arsenic it has brought together the to most [[evil]] forces into one nation. And thus China is born. No citizen can have any choices. AT ALL.
 
'''Communism''' is a [[old|new]] movement supporting the idea [[Unrealistic|that everybody (including the government is equal)]] it was tried in the [[Russia|USSR]] and failed, due to the fact the govenement felt they were exempt from being equal and kept all the states money for themselves. It was also trialled in many other countries with the same result. [[China]] is currently trying communism with a democratic twist. Like mixing cyanide and arsenic it has brought together the to most [[evil]] forces into one nation. And thus China is born. No citizen can have any choices. AT ALL.
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== How Communism Works ==
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# Tell poor people that they will be rich
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# Kill all rich people and destroy economy, so that everybody can be poor
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# ?
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# PROFIT!
   
 
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Latest revision as of 10:55, 29 June 2017

Communism is a new movement supporting the idea that everybody (including the government is equal) it was tried in the USSR and failed, due to the fact the govenement felt they were exempt from being equal and kept all the states money for themselves. It was also trialled in many other countries with the same result. China is currently trying communism with a democratic twist. Like mixing cyanide and arsenic it has brought together the to most evil forces into one nation. And thus China is born. No citizen can have any choices. AT ALL.

How Communism Works[change]

  1. Tell poor people that they will be rich
  2. Kill all rich people and destroy economy, so that everybody can be poor
  3. ?
  4. PROFIT!