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'''God''' is the [[holy]] creator of all things [[pun|with holes in them]] and all things without holes. So naturally you [[love]] god.
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==Jesus==
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He had a son named [[Jesus]] [[Bad parenting|who he sent to die for you]]. Jesus however was [[Zombie|quickly resurrected from the dead]] in order to haunt those who had seen to his death.
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==ZOMG he created everything==
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Yes, everything! The computer on which you are typing, the chair in which you are sitting and that neat pile or crisps packets sitting to your right.
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[[af:God]]
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[[ar:الله]]
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[[bar:Gott]]
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[[bg:Бог]]
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[[ca:Déu]]
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[[cs:Bůh]]
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[[cy:Duw]]
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[[da:Gud]]
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[[de:Gott]]
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[[el:Θεός]]
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[[en:God]]
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[[eo:Dio]]
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[[es:Dios]]
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[[et:Jumal]]
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[[fa:خدا]]
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[[fi:Jumala]]
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[[fr:Dieu]]
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[[gl:Deuses]]
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[[he:אלוהים]]
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[[hu:Isten]]
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[[io:Deo]]
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[[it:Dio]]
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[[ja:神]]
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[[ko:신]]
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[[la:Deus]]
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[[lv:Dievs]]
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[[mwl:Dius]]
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[[nds:Gott]]
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[[nl:God]]
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[[nn:Gud]]
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[[no:Gud]]
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[[pl:Bóg]]
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[[pt:Deus]]
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[[ru:Бог]]
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[[sk:Boh]]
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[[sr:Бог]]
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[[sv:Gud]]
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[[th:บร๊ะเจ้า]]
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[[tr:Tanrı]]
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[[zh:神]]

Latest revision as of 01:39, 26 January 2019

God is the holy creator of all things with holes in them and all things without holes. So naturally you love god.

Jesus[change]

He had a son named Jesus who he sent to die for you. Jesus however was quickly resurrected from the dead in order to haunt those who had seen to his death.

ZOMG he created everything[change]

Yes, everything! The computer on which you are typing, the chair in which you are sitting and that neat pile or crisps packets sitting to your right.