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Welcome to [[Uncyclopedia:About|Uncyclopedia]]
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the '''retard [[encyclopedia]]''' that [[any dumb]] can change
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Search the [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles in the [[Simple English Uncyclopedia]]
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[[Uncyclopedia:How to write Simple English articles|How to write Simple English articles]]&nbsp;'''·''' [[Uncyclopedia:Useful|Useful pages]]&nbsp;'''·''' [[Uncyclopedia:Simple talk|Simple talk]]&nbsp;'''·''' [[Special:CategoryTree/Project|Categories]]&nbsp;'''·''' [[Help:Contents|Help]]<br />
[[Uncyclopedia:Stupids|Stupid Gateway]] (for users who want to make changes from a stupidity)
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