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This is the front page of the '''[[Simple English Uncyclopedia]]'''. ''Uncyclopedias'' are places where people work together to write funny encyclopedias in different languages. We use [[Simple English]] words and [[grammar]] here. The Simple English Wikipedia is for everyone! That includes <s>children and</s> adults who are learning to make understandable funny articles.
 
This is the front page of the '''[[Simple English Uncyclopedia]]'''. ''Uncyclopedias'' are places where people work together to write funny encyclopedias in different languages. We use [[Simple English]] words and [[grammar]] here. The Simple English Wikipedia is for everyone! That includes <s>children and</s> adults who are learning to make understandable funny articles.
   
There are {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles on the Simple English Uncyclopedia. All of the pages are free to use. You don't have to pay for it. That means you should not give banknotes to a man or a woman in some kind of shop, who asks money for the articles. Do not give money, you will never see it back. Don't trust that man or woman. They lie to you. The pages have all been published under both the ''[http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/ Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License 2.5]''. '''You can help here!''' You may change these pages and make new pages. Read the [[Help:Contents|help pages]] and other good pages to learn how to write pages here. Writing is like pushing some buttons on your keyboard, that's all. If you need help, you may ask questions at [[Uncyclopedia:Simple talk|Simple talk]].
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There are {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles on the Simple English Uncyclopedia. All of the pages are free to use. You don't have to pay for it. That means you should not give banknotes to a man or a woman in some kind of shop, who asks money for the articles. Do not give money, you will never see it back. Don't trust that man or woman. They lie to you. The pages have all been published under the ''[http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/ Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License 2.5]''. '''You can help here!''' You may change these pages and make new pages. Read the [[Help:Contents|help pages]] and other good pages to learn how to write pages here. Writing is like pushing some buttons on your keyboard, that's all. If you need help, you may ask questions at [[Uncyclopedia:Simple talk|Simple talk]].
 
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'''Warning''': This isn't [[Wikia]]. Every time you write "Wikia" or "[[Wikipedia]]" on this wiki, you have to cross over the word. Till now we have {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles, but that doesn't mean that you aren't willing to create more. We hope you'll <s>hate</s> enjoy it!'''
 
'''Warning''': This isn't [[Wikia]]. Every time you write "Wikia" or "[[Wikipedia]]" on this wiki, you have to cross over the word. Till now we have {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles, but that doesn't mean that you aren't willing to create more. We hope you'll <s>hate</s> enjoy it!'''

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This is the front page of the Simple English Uncyclopedia. Uncyclopedias are places where people work together to write funny encyclopedias in different languages. We use Simple English words and grammar here. The Simple English Wikipedia is for everyone! That includes children and adults who are learning to make understandable funny articles.

There are 226 articles on the Simple English Uncyclopedia. All of the pages are free to use. You don't have to pay for it. That means you should not give banknotes to a man or a woman in some kind of shop, who asks money for the articles. Do not give money, you will never see it back. Don't trust that man or woman. They lie to you. The pages have all been published under the Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License 2.5. You can help here! You may change these pages and make new pages. Read the help pages and other good pages to learn how to write pages here. Writing is like pushing some buttons on your keyboard, that's all. If you need help, you may ask questions at Simple talk.


Warning: This isn't Wikia. Every time you write "Wikia" or "Wikipedia" on this wiki, you have to cross over the word. Till now we have 226 articles, but that doesn't mean that you aren't willing to create more. We hope you'll hate enjoy it!