The National Anthem of The United States of teh Preps
Welcome. This is an important song Please get it stuck in your head. This will be the future of America if you do not donate to Meals on Wheels. So, please donate. It is sung to the tune of the Soviet Union National Anthem. This is the version in proper English. For the version in the native language, Prepese, plz see dis, oh, mah God!
The new nation we found
Without any intelligence
The path to the new order of society
And Our savior, our savior
Our Lord Justin Bieber
The leader more famous than Mr. Great Uncle Pete
Exterminate all the old folks
Kill everyone but us and the hot guys
Give us a country
That makes the young folks proud
Lord Justin heal the bitter ones
White and Clinging to faith and to guns
Hope for the change of society from old folks to the Preps!