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<span style="font-size:135%;">Welcome to the '''Simple English UnDictionary'''</span><br />
 
<span style="font-size:90%;">Simple English definitions of [[Special:Statistics|0.0000000000000000001]] pieces of dog poop.</span><br />
 
   
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Vituttaa ja paskattaa ja kusettaa ja vituttaa ja persettää :D
   
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Tykkään täyttää sivuja tällä turhalla moskallani :D
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Welcome to UnDictionary in Simple English, an online [[dictionary]] that uses simpler words so it is easier to understand for idiots like yourself. We have [[Special:Statistics|no]] entries. To find a word, please dip your head in cyanide and report to the nearest hobo.
 
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Revision as of 01:52, 25 November 2018

Terapeutti ja hänen miehensä eivät onnistu elvyttämään vuosien avioliiton kuihduttamaa seksielämäänsä, jolloin he alkavat tapailla muita. Yst. terv. Wanderlust-vandaali.

Vituttaa ja paskattaa ja kusettaa ja vituttaa ja persettää :D

Tykkään täyttää sivuja tällä turhalla moskallani :D

Kun ei ole muutakaan tekemistä :D

Tungin kerran saippuan perseeseeni ja masturboin samalla ja kun laukesin niin saippua lensi samalla perseestäni ulos! :D