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8 September 2011

Arkengot, NEBRASKA - At 2:50AM Wednesday morning, police got a call telling them about a cow in the road. This cow stood in the road for another two hours, but when the police came to the scene to get the cow off the road, it wasn't there. But having come all this way, looked around for the cow anyway.

Eventually, they found the cow further down the road. It was dead.

"We think another car hit it while we were looking," an officer told reporters.