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==Simple English dick head==
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==Simple English UnNews==
As I love current events, I wanna create the first Simple dick ass! Tell me what you think.--[[User:Shit|Shit]] 23:53, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
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As I love current events, I wanna create the first Simple UnProject! Tell me what you think.--[[User:Colonel Sanders|Colonel Sanders]] 23:53, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
   
== Simple English FUCKING IDIOT on Nerd42's open letter from 2007? ==
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== Simple English Uncyclopedia on Nerd42's open letter from 2007? ==
   
Since it looks like this site is "for children", would the Simple English Uncyclopedia be closer to agreeing with the ideas in my [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Cunt open letter] to either move away or else give warnings about explicit content? --[[User:cunt|cunt]] 04:50, 30 August 2011 (UTC)
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Since it looks like this site is "for children", would the Simple English Uncyclopedia be closer to agreeing with the ideas in my [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Nerd42 open letter] to either move away or else give warnings about explicit content? --[[User:Nerd42|Nerd42]] 04:50, 30 August 2011 (UTC)
:Nerd42, I took the liberty of reading yourentire letter and yes, I agree with you. As of now, we are a very reasonably clean site, and I have even ''removed'' explicit content from this site. Sure, there may be some when appropriate, but do what Uncle Pete does, inserting references in every single article? No way.--The Bastard 10:28, 30 August 2011 (UTC)
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:Nerd42, I took the liberty of reading yourentire letter and yes, I agree with you. As of now, we are a very reasonably clean site, and I have even ''removed'' explicit content from this site. Sure, there may be some when appropriate, but do what Uncle Pete does, inserting references in every single article? No way.--The Management of S.E. Uncyclopedia 10:28, 30 August 2011 (UTC)
::OK cool. I am probably going to update that page to link here. --[[User:cunt|cunt]] 16:46, 30 August 2011 (UTC)
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::OK cool. I am probably going to update that page to link here. --[[User:Nerd42|Nerd42]] 16:46, 30 August 2011 (UTC)
 
Would be funnier if you called it the Stupid English Uncyclopedia but whatevah. :) --[[User:Nerd42|Nerd42]]
 
Would be funnier if you called it the Stupid English Uncyclopedia but whatevah. :) --[[User:Nerd42|Nerd42]]
   
== Oldest poop ==
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== Oldest foruns ==
I wonder how the old forums will be abandoned like [[Forum:No more Wikia|this?]] because it seems we do not have a central page here and the decisions seem to be discussed in separate namespaces. [[User:Fuck you|Fuck you]] 14:57, 22 September 2011 (UTC)
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I wonder how the old forums will be abandoned like [[Forum:No more Wikia|this?]] because it seems we do not have a central page here and the decisions seem to be discussed in separate namespaces. {{User:Rhubella Marie/ass}} 14:57, 22 September 2011 (UTC)
:Well, in practice there is only this forum. [[User:FUCK]]
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:Well, in practice there is only this forum. {{User:Rhubella Marie/ass}}
::We don't yet have a forum (there aren't enough users) and that seems to be really old.--[[User:Shit|Shit]] 21:12, 22 September 2011 (UTC)
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::We don't yet have a forum (there aren't enough users) and that seems to be really old.--[[User:Colonel Sanders|Colonel Sanders]] 21:12, 22 September 2011 (UTC)
   
 
== Simple start (or 'Community portal', for those who speak 'normal') ==
 
== Simple start (or 'Community portal', for those who speak 'normal') ==
   
It's generally a page for information about the project, links to and explanations of things to do, and where to go for other stuff. [[wp:simple:Wikipedia:Simple_start|See here]] for an example - would anyone be up for making one here?
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It's generally a page for information about the project, links to and explanations of things to do, and where to go for other stuff. [[wp:simple:Wikipedia:Simple_start|See here]] for an example - would anyone be up for making one here? {{User:Athyria/sig|17:37, 5 October 2011}}
 
{{ping|Ass}} This is simple talk. I guess it. You like it. Thanks. [[User:Poop|Poop]] ([[User_talk:poop|time to go the toilet]] | [[Special:Contributions/Poop|and poop]]) 22:52, 20 June 2017 (UTC)
 
 
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{{ping|Frosty}} This is simple talk. I guess it. You like it. Thanks. [[User:Lonny|Lonny]] ([[User_talk:Lonny|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lonny|contribs]]) 22:52, 20 June 2017 (UTC)
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Simple English UnNews

As I love current events, I wanna create the first Simple UnProject! Tell me what you think.--Colonel Sanders 23:53, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

Simple English Uncyclopedia on Nerd42's open letter from 2007?

Since it looks like this site is "for children", would the Simple English Uncyclopedia be closer to agreeing with the ideas in my open letter to either move away or else give warnings about explicit content? --Nerd42 04:50, 30 August 2011 (UTC)

Nerd42, I took the liberty of reading yourentire letter and yes, I agree with you. As of now, we are a very reasonably clean site, and I have even removed explicit content from this site. Sure, there may be some when appropriate, but do what Uncle Pete does, inserting references in every single article? No way.--The Management of S.E. Uncyclopedia 10:28, 30 August 2011 (UTC)
OK cool. I am probably going to update that page to link here. --Nerd42 16:46, 30 August 2011 (UTC)

Would be funnier if you called it the Stupid English Uncyclopedia but whatevah. :) --Nerd42

Oldest foruns

I wonder how the old forums will be abandoned like this? because it seems we do not have a central page here and the decisions seem to be discussed in separate namespaces. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 491 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:57, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

Well, in practice there is only this forum. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 491 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png
We don't yet have a forum (there aren't enough users) and that seems to be really old.--Colonel Sanders 21:12, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

Simple start (or 'Community portal', for those who speak 'normal')

It's generally a page for information about the project, links to and explanations of things to do, and where to go for other stuff. See here for an example - would anyone be up for making one here? ~ Pointy.png 17:37, 5 October 2011

@Frosty: This is simple talk. I guess it. You like it. Thanks. Lonny (talk | contribs) 22:52, 20 June 2017 (UTC)