Oh my god! The Pioneer has joined us!!! COME AND LOOK!
Wow, we hope you will like it here, on Uncyclopedia Simple English (U.S.E. for friends), an obscure Uncyclopedia on the web. But what are we actually about? For the first: this is NOT Wikipedia, nor Wikia, if you thought so. They are false, we are true. This is a wiki: that means you can edit as much as you can, anonymously or userly. We look forward to see you making crap articles here, we'll love them.
But before creating articles here, you have to know these things first:
After you have joined us for a week you have to pay 15$ a day (that's £150 or € 600, current rate of exchange).
Take a look at our Community portal, there is a lot of information you will need to get banned.
If you're screaming it out and you don't know it anymore, don't become an emo, relax, take a deep breath and ask a question on the talk page of one of our administrators.
Please sign your posts on talk pages and fora with four ~ , yeah, it seems like water, it's like this: ~~~~
If you got banned, don't begin immediately to harass the administrator who banned you or don't consider to pay him/her a lot of money (however, they will like it anyway), but please read this thoroughly!