Art

Art is a guy who lives next door and is always calling useless things great. I think they are just junk, but Art disagrees.

Example:

• A broken bicycle in my garage is just a broken bicycle.
• A broken bicycle that Art spray painted purple and put on a pedestal with his name and a price tag of $5000, might be great.
• A broken bicycle that Art spray painted purple and put on a pedestal with his name, and sold for $5000, was great, because Art threw a party after he sold it.