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Cannibalism is a legal term for a person eating another person.

This is a very narrow-minded way to look at it.

Other ways to consider it:

  • Restitution to animals, for their years of service as entrees.
  • Population control, because the planet is running out of resources.
  • Loving thy neighbour, although perhaps not quite how God intended.

Who are we to judge?