Colonel Sanders

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“Finger linkin' good”

~ Colonel Sanders on everything himself

Colonel Sanders is the mascot for KFC as he is owned by an evil corporation he cannot be trusted. Ever. He will tell you how you cannot possibly bet the taste of pure chicken fat and grease but he is wrong, Macdonalds is better. He is best friends with Ronald Macdonald despite what you might think, they both graduated from "Fast Food Chain Mascot school" with top marks and then joined the companies they are so proud to be of. Whilst Ronald turned to cheeseburgers , the Colonel turned to Chicken.