Hosni Mubarak

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Goodbye, and farewell!

Hosni Mubarak is a fish who owned Egypt until its tummy got upset and he was vomited out of the dictatorship so the Muslim Brotherhood could take over and crap. Mubarak is an advocate for fish juice and loves to sniff whale armpit. He is also fond of Barack Osama and Sean Hannity for some odd reason. Mr. Mubarak is a complete moron and he's OLD. So, how did he cause the tummy of the Pyramid Mummy Scheme to become upset? Simply put, he's the reincarnation of Super Moses who did it the first time back when Dr. Phil had hair.

Mubarak resigned when he finally felt like a piece of smelly spinach and thus was sucky. He will run off to Saudi Arabia and do crap. THE END.