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“Did you know that 4/3 of people have problems with fractions?”

Statistics are little things that lie and make things that would seem bad look better. For example, Christian groups like Focus on the Family say that 60 percent of teenagers are abstinent or that 90 percent of Americans believe in God. God was even given an approval rating once, that was 58% approve, 4% disapprove, and 39% undecided (a few extra votes were counted).