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Thriller is a 1984 album by The Skeletons that featured a Soviet propaganda machine and it was the only thing keeping it alive. It was the album that launched the Skeletons' career with songs such as Cheat It, Billy's Jeans, and even Skeleton Nature. It was so successful that Jack Michaelson even did his own version!

The Album, with cheeze bits...

Thriller had been the best selling album of all time until Justin Bieber's Lazy was brought to the top by a bunch of brainless teenage girls and Geraldo Rivera.

Track List[change]

  1. "Thriller" – original, not Jack Michaelson cover
  2. "Cheat It" – parodied as "Eat It" and "Beat It" by parodists "Weird Al" Yankovic and Michael Jackson.
  3. "Billy's Jeans" – Bill Gates once wore jeans.
  4. "Skeleton Nature" – Laying on da floor
  5. "The Sklady of My Life" – Err, well...
  6. "The Pussy's Mine" – Duet with Ringo Starr
  7. "Wanna Be Killin' Somethin'" – Illegal!
  8. "P.Y.T. (Potty You Too)" – Err, nonsense...
  9. "Fatty, Be Mine" – America!


“I think this has to be the worst piece of crap my wife ever bought!”

~ Barack Obama

“Well, I don't know how I bought this thinking it was Britney Spears.”

~ Kanye West

“It don't look like P. Diddy”

~ Ke$ha

“But it looks like me!”

~ Diddy Kong

“It's a vinyl nightmare!!!!!!!!”

~ Nancy Pelosi

“It is not very relative”

~ Isaac Newton

“Not going to heaven!”

~ God


~ Michael Jackson

“Not worth it”

~ Jack Michaelson

“It's gonna destroy America's moral soul!”

“I don't think so...”

~ Brooke


~ George Washington