Hm? Well, eh... if we pay you, you leave us alone. Otherwise, you can pay us to avoid capital punishment.
Here is a list of
EU-politicians bureaucrats. We dunno if you care or dare, but you can contact them on their following talk pages. Each bureaucrat can:
- set fire on your house with napalm.
- write bad articles with bad jokes. They protect their pages because these are theirs.
- lolban you without a warning.
- rename your articles to YOU is a fat dick.
- mark edits as minor edits, while they actually deleted the page.
- give you adminrights for a minute and block you forever afterwards.
- Ooooh you want to become administrator??? You're smart. Ehm NOT. First you can edit POSITIVLY as much as possible to get your title honestly.