User talk:The Bard

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I'm not an admin. Hell, there aren't any admins around. Welcome and all that good stuff. I hope you enjoy your stay at this obscure Uncyclopedia no one seems to care about and inclined to neglect. It is also Wikia-free! At worst, it could become a worse clone of Illogicopedia.--Colonel Sanders 16:36, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

Hey Col.,
Thanks for the generic welcome template. It's a pleasure to be here. =D ~ The Bard 16:38, 11 August 2011 (UTC)
No problem. I may do some tweaking to it if I can with mah limited regular user powers.--Colonel Sanders 16:41, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

Hey Bard[change]

How do I get to the management to request adminship for this wiki? Would I have to go to Wikia's Uncle Pete or what?--Colonel Sanders 18:09, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

As far as I know, this wiki is hosted and run independently by Carlb, same as Illogicopedia. Wikia is not involved. ~ The Bard 18:12, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

Do you happen to be better at gadgeteering than me?[change]

Cause the dang extension ain't even installed.--Colonel Sanders 20:18, 14 August 2011 (UTC)

Possibly. What extension? I can only help if it can be installed without FTP access to the server. Otherwise, we'll have to ask Carlb to add it for us. ~ The Bard of S.E.Uncyclopedia 20:20, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Athyria wanted hotcat or some nonsense. We need Carl to install the extension, I think.--Colonel Sanders 20:22, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Hi Col. As you've probably noticed, I got HotCat configured and running. Enjoy. ~ The Bard of S.E.Uncyclopedia 04:57, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
Oh, so it was you... CH? O_o Anyhoo, could I bum a popups one off you, too, seeing as I... uh... kind of deleted the personal version of that killiondude made and don't remember where it went and thus bumming the gadget off you would be a hell of a lot simpler? *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 08:01, 15 August 2011
Added. Lemme know if it's working properly. ~ The Bard of S.E.Uncyclopedia 22:46, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
Yup, seems to be. Thanks again. ~ Pointy.png 03:17, 16 August 2011
Glad to help. =) ~ The Bard of S.E.Uncyclopedia 13:21, 16 August 2011 (UTC)


I have given you the Oversight tool just in case some middle school girl comes here and rampages her ex-boyfriend's phone number and address while I'm gone or something like that. I'm going to hold off giving you crat and Check user until the site grows and gains more users. I can handle the present load myself. Anyway, new policy is: give any established non-vandal editor rollback, just so ye know. Cheers!--Colonel Sanders 21:26, 17 August 2011 (UTC)


Thanks for the thingy back :) ~Your major overlord Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:49, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

Cheers. ~ The Bard of S.E.Uncyclopedia 14:51, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

Factual disputionz[change]

I believe you have the wrong place. Go here if you are concerned about factuality and telling the truth about Ben Gleck. Thank you.--Colonel Sanders 17:26, 29 September 2011 (UTC)


Congrats! You win the HalloweenOff with Halloweenie in part because it's the only entry. Cheers!--Colonel Sanders 17:01, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

The bard[change]

Everyone may disambiguate pages by adding the {{Disambiguation}} template. 18:46, 23 April 2017 (UTC)